FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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