I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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me + whiskey = a bad person
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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