you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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