Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Is it because I queefed?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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