I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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