we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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