? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
only if we run a train.
done.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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