smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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