no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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