he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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