Pappa wants mamma naked
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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