I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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