my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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