I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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