I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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