West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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