also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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