yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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