I just made out with a guy for $7.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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