Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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