I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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