the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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