i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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