Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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