You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
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She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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