i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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