You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I just blew my weed a kiss
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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