Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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