I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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