oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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