What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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