Whod you bang
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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