I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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