i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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