I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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