Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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