you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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