I can tuck mytits in my pants
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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