I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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