My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
That's how pantless uber rides happen
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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