He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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