Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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