U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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