went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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