He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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