Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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