she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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