I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
should my penis look like a turkey
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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