My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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