if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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