I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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