Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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