I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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