Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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