i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Randomize
