He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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