CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
