How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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